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GRENADE v ICE CREAM GRENADE
Complaint Grenade Ice Cream Grenade(function() { var scribd = document.createElement(“script”); scribd.type = “text/javascript”; scribd.async = true; scribd.src = “http://www.scribd.com/javascripts/embed_code/inject.js”; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(“script”)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(scribd, s); })();
FOSTERS LAGER
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RED BULL
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No Trademark Protection For Quilted Design of Toilet Paper: Functionality v Incidental Design
Georgia Pacific embossed a quilted pattern on its QUILTED NORTHERN toilet tissue. It held registered trademarks, utility patents and design patents covering or related to the quilted design. Defendant Kimberly Clark allegedly infringed. Defendant argued that GP’s registration for its quilted design was invalid on functionality grounds. GP argues that the quilted design was…
Doritos
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Ollie on Free Speech: Taunting a Police K-9
I’m Ollie, senior dog correspondent. Defendant was inches away from a police K-9 named Timber, no doubt a good dog, making barking and hissing noises, agitating Timber. When a police officer approached defendant (who apparently smelled of alcohol), defendant informed the officer that ‘the dog started it.’ Defendant was arrested for the misdemeanor of maliciously…
We See No Benefit To This ‘Catalog’ From USA TradeMark Ent. of Wilton Manors, Florida, And Will Not ‘Accept This Offer’
We received the notice reproduced above because of our US registration for LEASON ELLIS. We are aware of no legal benefit that will arise if the owner of a federal trademark registration has its registration details published in a ‘catalog’ of registrations. The company actually appears to admit this in its FAQs (third…
Apple Story In Flushing, NY?
I suspect that this is the New World Mall on Main Street in Flushing (I grew up in Flushing, FWIW). Photo from here.
Shake Well Before Using
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