In September 2003 I wrote a piece about an infringement case involving use of the VUITTON mark on ‘bondage masks and genital cuffs.’  I then noted: “Now, when someone Googles ‘genital cuffs,’ this site will rank highly.  Great.”

Today, as a result of that piece, someone came here searching  the term “Genital Bondage.”

Hello, sir or madam, can I interest you in a trademark application?