Bello Sankoh of the Ivory Coast has just offered me $2.3 million to help him expropriate funds, and therefore I have to retract my acceptance of Mr. Al-Mustapha’s offer of $1.2 million.  The trick is to play these guys off against each other and get the best bid.

I’m now working on the weight loss people.  Losing 14 lbs. in 7 days is the best offer so far.