Red Roof Inn hotel chain sues Red Woof kennel. This case reminds of a joke. So this guy has a talking dog and they do a vaudeville act. The guy goes:
“What’s on top of a house?”
Dog says: “Roof!”
“What’s a girl’s name?”
“Roof!”
“Who’s the best ball player of all time?”
“Roof!”
They

Adidas America, Inc. et al v. Target Corporation
Oregon District Court
Filed: September 30, 2008
Plaintiff: Adidas America, Inc., Adidas AG Defendant: Target Corporation
Case Number: 3:2008cv01140
The complaint is 79 pages full of pictures of three striped and four striped shoes and my computer didn’t want to bother with it.