The Secrets of Pizza

youve tried

It’s somewhat unsettling that someone could go into a NEW YORK PIZZERIA in Kuwait or Bahrain or Oklahoma, and think that what they were having was a fair representation of New York pizza. Maybe there should be a NY Pizza trade association, managing a certification mark. Also maybe an Original John’s pizza trade association certifying that you are in fact an Original John. Also maybe a YOU’VE TRIED ALL THE REST, NOW TRY THE BEST trade association to certify that you are in fact, the best.

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One response to “The Secrets of Pizza”

  1. lseltzer says:

    Mama mia, what nerve!