No one on the Internets agrees on the phonetic rendering of the Tequila song. Any way, owner of the 1800 tequila (named after the year aged tequila sales began, we are told), sues competitor for infringement of trapezoidal bottle trade dress.
What’s a Coscarr Statue?
From defendant party/event rental company’s website promoting its ‘free giant TELLY award statue:
TELLY AWARD ©™ is not equivalent to any product of AMPAS ©®, Academy Awards ©®, Decade Awards ©®, Emmy Awards ©®, Grammy Awards ©®, Golden Globe Awards ©®, Hollywood Awards ©®, Oscars ©®, Peoples Choice Awards ©®, SAG Awards ©®, Screen Actors
Bussey v Jason Doe re Bad Lawyer Reviews on Google
Someone named Jason gave plaintiff law firm a bad review on Google Places. Plaintiff doesn’t have clients named Jason, and certainly not dissatisfied clients named Jason. Plaintiff alleges 43(a) false advertising and defamation.
Google Places Reviews policies here.
Bussey Law Firm
Rocket v Pocket Is Now On The Docket
That’s really awful. Maybe I’ll change the title later. I would make a WOCKET IN MY POCKET reference but the Seuss people might object. Any way, DJ action by ROCKET LAWYER against infringement claim by POCKET LAWYER.
LV Trunks
From here.
Glass and Body Shop
Laziest Spam I Received This Week
Good Day
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I was wondering if you could place a link on your site towards the site of my client. How much do you charge for this?
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ABC et al v Aereo re TV Streaming by Tiny Antennas
Aereo is a start-up headed by Barry Diller. Every subscriber has a ‘tiny antennas’ assigned to it. Legal reasoning discussed here.
Louis Vuitton Jumps The Shark
U of Penn’s Law School is having a symposium. The poster is reprinted above. LV’s demand letter and Penn’s response is below.