Red Roof for Hotels v Red Woof for Kennels
Red Roof Inn hotel chain sues Red Woof kennel. This case reminds of a joke. So this guy has a talking dog and they do a vaudeville act. The guy goes:
"What's on top of a house?"
Dog says: "Roof!"
"What's a girl's name?"
"Roof!"
"Who's the best ball player of all time?"
"Roof!"
They get booed off the stage. Later, the guy yells at the dog:
"What's wrong with you?!"
The dog throws up his paws, shrugs his shoulders and sez:
"DiMaggio?"