I Can't Believe It's Not Crustacean
The Food and Drug Administration will now allow vendors of surimi, imitation crab, to call their product 'crab-flavored seafood, upsetting crab fishermen.
Restaurant chains are using langostino, which some believe are a form of hermit crab or prawn, and calling it lobster, upsetting Maine lobstermen.
Plankton is trying to steal the formula for the Krabby Patty, upsetting Mr. Krabs.