On The Internet, the NAF Knows You Are Not A Cat
Respondent in UDRP alleges that it is a cat, which is not an affirmative defense, and possibly casts doubt on the rest of the allegations.
Must read opinion for that dry British wit:
Morgan Stanley v. Meow, NAF 671304 (May 22, 2006).
Practice pointer: If you are cat, use one of those domain name proxy services.